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[assayed]

This is pawsitively—

[ she looks down at her drink and pushes it away from her on the counter. ]

If you laugh at me, you'll regret it.

[frostfist]

Oh?

[ he's not laughing, but his grin is definitely growing wider by the second. ]

[assayed]

[ there is the crinkle of a snack bag opening.

a snackoo flies at his forehead. ]

[frostfist]

[ it ka-tonks off his forehead, just like god (me) intended. unfortunately, all that does is make him actually laugh. sorry, ema. ]

[assayed]

[ THIS ICON IS SO CUTE

unfortunately, ema does not think he's cute right now and she's so wrong about that. she glowers at him before she shoves snackoos into her mouth.

MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH. ]

[frostfist]

[ no she's right. he's not cute. laughing at a woman is the opposite of cute. though it only lasts for a few seconds before he's quieting back down. ]

I never knew you had such a playful purr-sonality.

[ ah. ]

[assayed]

[ she stares at him now. there may be a hint of a smile from her. ]

Turnabout's fair play, nya.

[ she didn't do anything. ]

[frostfist]

[ she doesn't have to do anything to be beautiful and perfect. i can't believe i won't be able to simp for ema after tomorrow.....

he raises his glass to her and takes a drink. ]

I'll take your word for it.

[ neither of them did anything. ]

[assayed]

[ help

unfortunately, she does not want to keep saying nya and cat and animal puns for longer, so she raises her glass in return but doesn't drink. ]

You should. I'm clawver— clever like that.

[frostfist]

[ he'll drink enough for the both of them. ]

You sure are. Keep it up and I might just fall for you.

[ i need to make it 100% clear that this is a joke and there is nothing serious about his tone of voice. ]

[assayed]

[ she wouldn't believe it in her right mind. it's fine. ]

That's meowsic to my ears.

[ wryly. ]